Why Did the Tree Join a Dating App?

 Think trees are rooted in place? This leafy love story will branch out your giggles! Woody, a lonely oak, wanted romance. It joined a dating app, swiping on ferns and pines. Its profile read, “Tall, leafy, loves long walks in the forest.” But its first date with a sassy spruce ended in a knot when Woody’s branches got tangled. The forest laughed, but Woody kept swiping, finding love with a maple. This tree’s tale is a rootin’-tootin’ laugh!