…But then my pencil retired and the Wi-Fi went on strike!” Last night, I sat down with full motivation, ready to tackle my math homework. As soon as I touched the pencil, it broke. Like, snapped into two. Drama. Then I turned on my laptop – no Wi-Fi. Just that annoying little exclamation mark! I looked at the sky and said, “Even the universe doesn’t want me to pass!” So I did the only logical thing: grabbed snacks and watched a documentary… On why cats knock things off tables. Very educational. Next day, Dad asked, “Where’s your homework?” I said, “It’s on a journey to find itself.” He said, “So are you, now go find your future!”
