Mom said, ‘Fill the water bucket.

 

“I tried searching for the Cloud Storage location.”

Everything’s online now — except my mom’s patience.

She handed me a bucket. I looked confused.

She said, “Go get water!” I said, “From where? The cloud?”

She didn’t laugh. Just raised the slipper like Excalibur.

I ran. I fetched water like a warrior from the dark ages.

By the end, I was soaked, tired, and very hydrated.

Moral of the story: Never try to joke with a mom during chores.

Especially not with tech jokes. Moms don’t update their humor firmware.